But when I mentioned the wedding, Pammy went thermonuclear. I haven’t seen anybody this mad since I replaced my editor’s Preparation H with Krazy Glue. Is it my fault she didn’t password-protect her files? (Hey, if staffers on the Senate judiciary committee think people will buy this defence, I figure it’s worth a try.) Now she’s not talking to me.I sought the flaws (and the flaws won)
Last week’s leak of Windows 2000 and NT source code must have pleased the RIAA. Code-heads were so busy downloading the 200MB-plus files they momentarily stopped swapping copies of Britney Spears’Toxic video. There's no truth to the rumour that Microsoft and Coca-Cola are planning a TV commercial featuring the downloaders and will be giving away free lines of code to the first 100 million hackers. Out damned spot
A Cringe crew member recently ordered a laptop from Gateway that had a greenish-white spot on the screen. He returned the machine for a new one, which also had complexion problems. Gateway told my spy that about 20% of laptops have at least one bad pixel; the company offered to knock $US100 off the price if he kept the thing but would charge him a $US150 restocking fee if he returned it. Gateway spokes-honcho David Hallisey said, "There is no way we can guarantee with total certainty that the monitor will be defect-free." My spy says he’d rather pay the 150 bucks. I sense the start of a new environmental movement: Buy a Gateway, save the spotted screen.Crooked dealings
My item about IBM’s Cayuga code name meaning "crooked" (and/or "mucky") drew several responses from Cringesters in Cuyahoga County, Ohio, who note that Cuyahoga is a Native American word meaning "Crooked River". Some also begged me to not make fun of Cleveland. Me, joke about the home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Hęgehtso! (That's Cayugan for "fuhgeddaboutit".)Got hot tips or good uses for Windows source code? Send them to firstname.lastname@example.org.